Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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