Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
so much tequila, so little girl.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i now understand why vodka
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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