I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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