he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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