belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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