we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i barfeds in our rink
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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