your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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