So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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