so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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