love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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