Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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