How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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