Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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