Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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