can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
