Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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