She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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