so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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