this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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