Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
no you cant smoke seaweed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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