what if I'm pregnant?
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I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think I just sharted jello shots
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