the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
