weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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