The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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