Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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