i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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