Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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