So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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