worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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