So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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