just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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