Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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