Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
