Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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