she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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