ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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