There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
