So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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