its not stalking. its research.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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