you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
