Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i would punch a child for taco bell
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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