Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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