We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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