Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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