So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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