I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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