my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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