Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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