I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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