Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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