So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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