mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My nipple is on Facebook.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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